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Medical Grade Water Purifier
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SKU ALT-BW-500-IoT — image from althion.in, outcome from our warehouse

Flagship — in stock*

Medical Grade Water Purifier

IoT-enabled. Predictive. Certified*. Ships with an SMS.

Rs 4,80,000+ GST + SMS charges

Efficiency
20% morethan what?
CAPEX & OPEX
50% lowervs. undisclosed baseline
Connectivity
IoT platformsends SMS
Analytics
Predictivethreshold alert
Certification
CE / BISpending since 2021
Customers
40+ hospitalssee court filing

*Availability confirmed by a threshold alert.

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THIS DOMAIN IS FOR SALE20% MORE WHAT?SHOW THE MATHIoT = SMS WITH A VALUATIONCE/BIS: PENDINGLAST AWARD: 2021CUSTOMERS: SEE COURT FILINGPREDICTIVE* (*THRESHOLD)BIG RO. SMALL RO. LAB RO.

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